Recent reviews by Estrogenized Weapons Platform

localthunk told me to buy this. thank you localthunk. this games fun as hell

the game crashed and i felt like that stupid food critic from rattatooie eating his stupid homemade meal

its insane how much making pretty much EVERYTHING a physics object changes the now blossoming indie genre of "coop horror extraction". game feels like you and your friends are helping your one friend move into his new apartment on the weekend but also theres ghosts and evil gnomes

whoever designed the feedback on his dodge counter deserves a raise. 30 raises. make him ceo. i dont care

they/themussy got me reaching for my credit card in ways that shouldve been banned long ago

didnt gel with the game until bison came out, now i have all the neutral skips i need to be at home as a degenerate anime game player

for the 10th year in a row yoshi-p has presented another masterpiece: going back and forth between the same 3 npcs so you can fight maybe 3 enemies before going back to talking to the same npcs. if you're lucky, maybe they'll throw in a dungeon just for you. i cannot wait for the next expansion, where we speak with Wuk Lamat 9345 more times.

MICHEAL ZAKI ADD THE GRAND LANCE FROM DARK SOULS 2 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

if the campaign, destination, post campaign content, new class, and weapons werent so good, itd still be worth it for the raid. never before have i seen gamers so adverse to learning simple geometry and jumping when a floor turns orange.

AAA 70 dollar game: ok so youll have to spend 30 dollars on our expansion that will be reworked in 6 months because we had to rush this one out

25 dollar indie game: oh, youve solved my riddle. well now you must purchase a HP Laserjet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wireless Laser All-in-One Monochrome Printer (MSRP $539.99) and print out my puzzle. only then can you solve the next riddle of my riddles three thousand.