Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The only difference between the people I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!