CREDIT SCORE OF 300
MILE RUN PB 5:30 - COWBOY BOOTS, ROUGH TERRAIN
MARRIED THE FIRST WOMAN THAT HELD ME AT GUNPOINT
OWNS A SCRYING ORB
AVERAGE OF 0.7 CONCUSSIONS PER YEAR
POLITICALLY LESBIAN MORALLY BISEXUAL
80+ SCARS ON MY BODY (MOSTLY THIRD DEGREE BURNS)
COMPLETE CONTROL OVER MY VOMIT REFLEX
ONCE KILLED A MAN IN SELF DEFENSE
MAXIMALLY UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY PRACTITIONER
GOT FOOD POISONING ON EVERY VISIT TO TEXAS SO FAR
CAREER TROPHY WIFE
MODERATE BRAIN DAMAGE
PROUD OWNER OF A LAWSUIT STRATOCASTER
ONCE GOT BEANED IN THE HEAD WITH A LIVE GOPHER
THREE TIME CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PRESCRIPTION RECIPIENT
MOST EXPENSIVE HOBBY IS HAVING TEETH
ALSO KNOWN AS HORSEBEATER