Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
ㅤ* Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics and Windows for solitaire.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!