GAY STORY TIME WITH BOMBER / every weekend 2:15pm GMT
So this story is when i was at my primary School and it was the last friday of the week leading to the summer holidays.I was in grade 6 (the last year) and we were all bored our whole year just walking around or playing cricket.The teachers were singing to entertain the lower kids and parents.So minutes went by and someone came up to me saying “Hey alex do you want to join in this massive manhunt going on?” I was all for it i love man hunt and know one could keep up with my half black african pace.So i got to the field and their was tons of us playing like 52? Or more and their was two taggers and we decided by playing eeny,miny,mo extended version XD.So the game started and we were all on the field and sprinting for our lives as the taggers were the fastest in the school.My friend and i hid by the mango trees just trying to camouflage but as i was the only white boy in the class and everyone was pitch black … it was a bit difficult.After hiding for awhile, we started to see kids chucking mangos at eachother.It was another mango war.I also hate mango wars because it was rotten mangos that would slap ur chest and be soft as a baby butt and splatter all over your shirt.But after watching my m8s join in because peer pressure i joined in as well and threw like a sniper.I hit so many kids in the head they looked asian rather than black.After trying to dodge mangos and threw like a sniper some seusai (a tattle tail) told the PRINCIPLE what we did.THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRINCIPLE.This woman was like a black hulk with red short hair and had nails long as wolverine claws and carried a belt with her every where to beat kids.I can still remember this sight like it was yesterday.I was collecting more mangos to throw when i heard a alarm boy(A Kid who would always shout if a teacher is coming) Yelling with all the strength in his throat “MRS LEONCE IS COMING.”I ♥♥♥♥ myself.i dropped the mangoes and turned my head when i saw her grabbing kids with her hulk hands and whipping them and yelling to go inside after 6 lashes.My friend and i ran to the other end of the field and at the end there's a massive fence where after it is acres of rainforest.My friend and i jumped in the gutters and crawled where it went underneath the fence, jumped over the river and went around the rainforest back to the back of the school passing the school donkey (i know right where so poor we need donkeys to cut our grass) and went inside like nothing happened.We escape the brutality of that woman.So i guess the message coming from this story is rather than getting your principal or teacher a apple get them nail clippers and something to make them loose their strength.Thanks for listneing EEEEEXXXXXX DDEEEEE.Come back next week and have a good week
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