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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:01am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:07am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:31am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:32am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:28am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:19am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:50am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:46am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:51am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:28am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:09am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:27am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:19pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:12am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:49pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:36am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:28am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:31am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:06am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:19am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:39am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:30am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:03am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:09am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:04am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:10pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:13am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:29am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:22am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:26am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:47am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:24pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:50pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:17pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:19am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:59pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:04am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 3:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:23am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:56am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:08pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 11:31am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:18am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:11am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:40am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:51am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:34am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:44pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:28pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:53pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:10pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:07am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:45pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:05pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:54pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:48pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:39pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:22am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:55am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:08pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:48pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:30am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:02pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:15am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:30pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:02pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:36am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:49am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:44pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:21am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:45am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:23am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:28am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:12am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:06am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:39am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:54pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:53am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:45pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:07am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:44am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:07pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:39am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:03am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:17pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked