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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:04pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:42am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 3:03pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:39pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:28pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:06am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 6:30am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:27am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm



A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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