DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE F@CKED IN THE @SSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your ♥♥♥♥ ten times (if you don't have one, grab the nearest ♥♥♥♥ closest to you). 2.shout your favorite porn star's name five times. 3. scream your favorite sex position three times. 4. paste this to four other feck buddys. If you do this, your Isshole will lick you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this. then you will have a very jiggly ♥♥♥♥ (if you don't have you, you'll get to receive a limpy ♥♥♥♥ in the next hour via a UPS package). SEND THIS TO 5 F@CK BOYS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE CRY 6 TEARS AND LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, STARS WILL ALIGN AND IT WILL READ "YOU ARE A PIECE OF SH!T*. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSm

oi oi oi

+rep Lookign green like YODA

Sum of that yerkyyyyyyyyy

+rep finger licking good!

Get off our ♥♥♥♥♥ you losers