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Listen, I first started playing Counter Strike when I was four years old. It was ingrained into my brain. While the other kids were on the playground during recess I had to sit in timeout for
b-hopping through the hallways even after I was asked to stop. The cafeteria had to stop handing out knives to cut food because I would run with one out through the halls because I claimed it made me move faster. By the time high school rolled around I was an all-state dodgeball player because no one could handle my counter strafing, and don't even get me started on my standing accuracy. On the rare chance I would get out I would just claim that if this gym class was 128 tick I would drop 50. My teachers told me that video-games would get me nothing and that I needed to go to college. So I looked into it, and the university didn't even have an ESEA profile! So I told them that college was a no go because I didn't want to be affiliated with a group that suspect. So here I am. I am the single greatest player to ever grace this game and if you think otherwise then you must be a truely naive opponent. If you even manage to kill me in server then you MUST be triggerbotting, walling, and aim keying. But even if you spinbot I will still win, after all I am the greatest to ever play. So be warned.