Imma show you a cube

That is how cracked and jacked they are.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

I'm just a little guy! You wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you? Oh, it seems you would hurt a little guy... >~< I'm just a little man and it's my birthday! Don't hurt the birthday boy! Oh no! You want to hurt the birthday boy huh? Well, then, I guess it's time for me to accept my fa- HAHA SYKE. Oh jeeze, you're fast. Hey HEY, remember the good times we had? When I was just a little birthday boy? C'mon buddy, play, maybe even- friend? No? Okay... Just think about what you're doing. You're hurting me, just a little guy! A litttle birthday boy! People are going to think you're a monster! It seems like you don't care! You don't care about a little guy like me! That's mean! Meanie! Oh so you can pick me up, big whoop! I'm a little guy! Oh sure, throw the little guy that can't defend himself! That wall is coming really fast! Oh dear lo--

Love you too!!

I wish that ♥♥♥♥ Gevbon would leave.