☪ Fyr's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:36am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:34pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:58pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:51am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm