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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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There's an Iron Man and Captain America ♥♥♥ scene. It's hardcore. I mean r e a l l y hardcore. It's like 50 shades of gray squared but responsible and consensual (always get consent kids). It really brought the movie together and established their friendship and regret for past hatred. Of course they threw their adorable quips (as Disney does) like "I'm surprised that IRON Man has trouble getting hard", "Could you have any more toys, Inspector Gadget?" (how does he even know what that is?), and "Thank you for your service". Every scene they had together held the strongest feeling of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tension I have ever felt in a movie. Be it the staring, "accidental" ♥♥♥♥♥ touching, or when Stark said "I could really go for a hot dog right now". Overall, this movie made me ♥♥♥ and fall out of love with my wife. How am I going to tell her? She'll be devastated.

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What’s your favourite anime? Mines jojos bizarre adventure! Have you heard of that? Probably not. Its pretty unknown and unique. Its so good you should watch it. Have you watched it? You should totally watch it, its so good there are no animes like it. Im not like the other anime fans. I dont just watch mha and naruto, i watch the underground type shonen. Yeah, i know. Its pretty indie. So, anyway.. you should watch jojo its soooo amazing. Btw im also a pedophile. And yes i know. Im not like the other guys either. Yeah, being a pedophile is pretty indie as well. Anyways, cya, i gotta go get my ribs removed so i can ♥♥♥♥ my own ♥♥♥♥ while watching jolyne hentai.