Leptodactylus Fallax
Yerushalayim, Israel
 
 
I've always been told not to get too hung up on one person
There's always more fish in the sea
But as my feelings for you worsen
I realize that you're the only fish for me
No matter how hydrated I am
The thought of you would still make me thirsty
With those frosted tips, those lush lips
GOD, have mercy!
Your hair, white as snow
With a shirt covered in flames
I jerk off to Guy's Grocery Games!
All I want is to feel you inside me
I would kneel down, as you pull down my pants and deep fry me
Anything you want, Guy, vanilla or kinky.
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stretch, so insert more than a pinky
Put your whole fist in me, I promise I'll make it real stinky!
I swear to you, Guy, I swear that I'm tasty
I'm your.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thanksgiving turkey, baste me!
Any whole of mine, is yours to pound
I'm begging you, Guy, take me to Flavour Town
You could pulverize me with a strap-on harness
You could ♥♥♥ on my face and call it a garnish!
Guy, when I watch you eat ♥♥♥♥ on TV.
I see the passion in your eyes
Whether you're chowing on chicken tendies
Or just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' handful of fries
Smash Mouth, yeah, you look like their lead singer
Down South, is where I wanna go to find your big dinger. -Cr1TiKaL
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lukqaz 6 Jun, 2021 @ 5:16am 
are you trading your Team Fortess2 casess?=