funka
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I sexually Identify as a roast beef sandwich. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the grill dropping hot greasy loads on disgusting stovetops. People say to me that a person being a sandwich is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m delicious. I’m having a sandwich artist install brioche buns, sliced beef and American cheese on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Beef 'n Cheddar” and respect my right to deliver taste from inside and sizzle needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a rhypophobe and need to check your lunch privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

~funka
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I sexually Identify as a roast beef sandwich. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the grill dropping hot greasy loads on disgusting stovetops. People say to me that a person being a sandwich is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m delicious. I’m having a sandwich artist install brioche buns, sliced beef and American cheese on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Beef 'n Cheddar” and respect my right to deliver taste from inside and sizzle needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a rhypophobe and need to check your lunch privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

~funka
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seans puppyy 26 May, 2018 @ 8:40pm 
+rep would carry again
Bigtroller101 7 Jan, 2018 @ 6:55pm 
+rep Hello, Steam! Who takes the top comment, takes the universe, but, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING!

Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the top comment?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No views , no likes , no subscribers! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So! If you're sitting up there typing away at your silly little computers with all your silly little keyboards and you've got any plans on taking the top comment tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then... do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first
Smile 7 Oct, 2017 @ 7:38am 
+rep awesome 11/10 would friend again
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bbKirby 26 Aug, 2016 @ 7:30am 
Panda sing for me :3