Senaste recensioner av NarutoTheFungi (BusyWithUni😭)

I bought this way back in 2016 though it got lost in my steam library idk how but it did and I also forgot about DOOM, one day while pre-ordering DOOM Eternal, I thought I havent played 2016 yet, so I did, AND BOY WAS IT A RIGHT DECISION! The intro was enough to fully immerse me in this masterpiece also ♥♥♥♥ IGN THEY GAVE THIS 7.1 OUTTA 10, I started playing this and somehow played 7 hours in a day, I think im really close to the end in a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day lmao, as I played through, it became more and more HELLISH AND BLOODY! I dont know how but this game felt close to the original roots of old DOOM but yet so different, as I encountered more and more demons like Pinky and Cacodemon it felt so nostalgic yet Angry at the same time, idk how it took me 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years to play this masterpiece, but dont wait like I did people! play this right now, im telling ya it gives the same feeling as DOOM 1993 when I first played it.

I love how most of the classics like DOOM, Wolfenstein, Shadow Warrior and Serious Sam have come to be the way they used to be, now we just need a good return of DukeNukem and Blood, and yes this game is just great for serious Sam fans, definitely a buy and don't look at my hours, i've played this game way more than this, since I own the GOG version ( ^ - ^ ) /

GAME IS DUMB
ME IS GOOD

( X ) WRONG

ME IS DUMB
GAME IS GOOD

( ✓ ) RIGHT

Nostalgia! telling ya one helluva drug ngl, to all of you who played this back when it released nearly a decade ago, the soundtrack will give you chills! LITERAL CHILLS! also the platforming to this day is fairly challenging and this game still is clearly one of the best Platformers ever made WOOH!

This is how Asian people play Golf.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It has its own ups and downs
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs



As i told, its a great game but not for everyone, the game is high risk, high reward type, its frustrating, its hard, it might make you rage quit, but still its helluva fun. The game looks beautiful and the sound design is also great and controls too, The game is all about precision and focus and you might die, A LOT! and the camera is set up in the way that you have to give 100% of your focus to the game or a single rock might ♥♥♥♥ up your whole run, its about beating your own records, finding new ways, new shortcuts just for own satisfaction, and then there's online leaderboard, which you might chase after completely mastering the track, some people in the reviews are complaining about absurd amount of difficulty and camera angle, but i think that game was meant to be played like that, to die and die and die again just to remember that corner the next time and nailing that perfect turn just for a fraction of seconds, but nothing is perfect this game also has its own fair share of absurd bugs and problems, first of all you cant go backwards, YEAH U HEARD THAT RIGHT! you cant go backwards, so if ur near the end of ur run and u get stuck in front of a rock theres no way to go around it, if ur lucky u might not fall but 90% of the times its inevitable, and controls become kind of UHH... EHHH... sometimes, also hitboxes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absurd some of the times, u might fall of for no reason, so if you like games where you die a bazzilion times just for perfection, definitely go for this game and i really think you'll like it, if no then this is not your cup of tea

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore (in the end the game is all about destruction)
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

(will make a 9 if the bugs and driving part gets fixed up)

Its good to have games like this once in a while, taking break from all of the RPG's and stuff, Teardown is a unique sandbox (it does have a campaign tho) the destruction is like no other, I still remember Red Faction Guerrilla's destruction, this is just that but 5 times better, The destruction is just butter smooth and the game also runs pretty great on a decent hardware, it does have RTX support as I've heard but I dont have RTX card so yeah idk, even without RTX it looks pretty damn gorgeous, The physics are like no other, if you destroy a tower it falls like a real life structure one by one, and yeah there are vehicles! yeah you heard that right there are vehicles in this game which is a little letdown, the controls are janky and high speed cars handle pretty bad, but its still in early access so I would really like devs to sharp that part a little, also there are some bugs here and there like I once got a safe got stuck under the bulldozer which was required to complete the mission and that happened to me twice in a single run, which got me really annoyed and made me quit the game, if you overlook those issues this is really fun and innovative game.

♥♥♥♥♥ ✓
Beer/Alcohol ✓
Native American ✓
Cool Protagonist ✓
Hell ✓
Heavy Rock OST ✓
LAVA ✓
♥♥♥♥♥*G FIREBALLS! YEAH U HEARD THAT RIGHT, FIREBALLS ✓
♥♥♥♥♥ AS THE ANTAGONIST WHO ACTS LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥? ✓

Running on dead kids to cross over the pond. 10/10

How convenient

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Wait for a sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Overall its a good game, The visuals are just straight up Jawdropping and thats probably the reason why i bought this, gameplay isnt that good and there is not story, the game is all about beating your own best time. Get it on a sale