Who are you? lol

he does stand in the shower for an hour because he likes hot water wdym

real gaymers play in the shower too

>"FINAL FANTASY XIV Online 14,996 Hours played"
>"I stand in the shower for an hour because I like hot water"

no. no you dont

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.

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　　　＼＿／I got a gift for you lil bro😈

You played right into our hands. Did you really think this job just... fell out of the sky for you? No... this was a gift. For us. You gathered them all together in one place, just like he asked you to. All of those little souls... in one place. Just for us. A gift. Now we can do what we were created to do, and be complete... I will make you proud, Daddy! Watch, listen, and be full.