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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 10:32pm

Go Left

Move to the left.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 6:54pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 6:54pm

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:01pm

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 7:44pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 7:08pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 7:59pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 8:00pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:28pm

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 10:44pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:09pm

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:10pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:32pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Didapatkan pada 20 Mar 2020 @ 8:55pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 10:30pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 10:25pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:49pm

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2021 @ 11:52pm



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.