M'comrade *tips ushanka*







Zoire: "if you want to participate on coolcraft (im sure you all know what that is) am i wanting to start a sniper contest if you want to you can join coolcraft just tell me if you want to participate :D"
Zoire: ":D"
Captain Dabbio: ♥♥♥♥ off
Zoire: ~~Ennio, 2014
Captain Dabbio: im blocking yu
Captain Dabbio: You


My Friend Dominates me in TF2:
My Friend: " Get Decimated"
Me: "That's it I Bye ,quit , bye"
Me: "Wait that Sentence Doesn't Make Friends" Zoire , 2015

And that's the story of me when i broke my tongue trying to say correct phrases...

That's not all folks!

Read this:

Steam chat conversation between me and my friend:

[U.O.C] Zoire: i just sneezed
[U.O.C] Zoire: it was like
[U.O.C] Zoire: "AGH HAGH"
Derpy isn't best pony.: And then you died
[U.O.C] Zoire: must have scared somebody
Derpy isn't best pony.: The end
[U.O.C] Zoire: good thing
[U.O.C] Zoire: theres nobody ♥♥♥♥
[U.O.C] Zoire: but my cat
[U.O.C] Zoire: I meant home!
[U.O.C] Zoire: XD



One more ! One more story!
Alright kiddos .....

Lizzeh: WHAT
Lizzeh: WHAT IS THIS
Zoire Teh Owl: like literally
Lizzeh: HOW DID MY DAMN TEA MUG FILL UP WITH TEA AGAIN
Lizzeh: I DIDNT NOTICE ♥♥♥♥



And if you wait one more second we will throw in one more story FOR FREE !

The aftermath (the bonus mini story , a sequel to the last one)

Lizzeh: ok
Lizzeh: its empty again
Zoire Teh Owl: what's wrong with your cup
Lizzeh: i drank all of the tea
Lizzeh: BEGONE, TEA


Once I asked the 8 Ball some questions:

Me: 8-Ball, Should I travel to South Africa?
8-Ball: Without a doubt
Me: Will I get mauled by a snapping turtle?
8-Ball: Without a doubt

Gotchu some more nice stories of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up trying to talk

Zoire: apparently it's 7 cm
Zoire: I told him to get a towel and throw it on the spider
Zoire: then wrap the towel around the towel and throw it out of the window
Zoire: I meant spider
Zoire: xD