Heyo haiyo. I hope all is doing well for you with 0 . Please stay strong

Ugly uhhhhh whatever the opposite of bean is

Adorable bean

[Intro] (spoken)
"Alright guys, *cough* I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song. It sounds good."

[Verse 1]
Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

[Verse 2]
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

[Bridge]
"Ah! *cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough*
I'm alright, I'm ready"

[Verse 3]
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried (Shut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door!)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe
*screaming*
Now
Now that they're safe
*screaming*
Mine diamonds, *heavy breathing*
Mine diamonds

[Outro]
Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

hallo :D

Happy birthday you stinker phox

Happy birthday, my birthday brother!

elite 9000 dmg tank

-signed by dr lebron heat

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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had lots of fun. hope to play with them again.

Man saw one comment about a bad spit and pulled out the -rep.
At least you're using your main to comment.

-rep toxic and rude to others. Blames team for his mistakes. Not fun to play with

Just letting you know I'm not dead, I've run into a bit of a snag trying to set up my new PC

LEFT
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MEOW

A very special boye, who I am beyond lucky to know. Much love to you always, Philly.

versus players
smh

I concur. Philo, do your studies or else you get the big smoocher

Keep staying strong Philosopher. No slacking on your studies

Imagine trying to message a homie back but you can't because steam is dumb and the message button no work. Or maybe I'm just dumb... Nah can't be that.

-Conveniently leaves out my own team leaving after that and his own team switching

-rep opened his mouth and got destroyed. as soon as we killed their tank in l4d2, he rage quit xD (super mid player btw) lmaoooooooo

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Post this on the walls of the 12 strongest black women you know...
If you get back 5 you're a proud woman of color. ..
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Life as a sub-8 male is a scam. Competing with 10 million other men for chad's sloppy leftovers is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating women and wasting gov resources. I bludge on cenno. I've never worked a day in my life. I've never paid a cent in income tax. I'll never repay my HECS debt. I fake suicide attempts to waste gov resources. I've cost the state health department over 24k this year lone. I receive gov subsidised antidepressants and flush them down the toilet. I trash public bathrooms. I chadfish roasties and stand them up on dates. I've stood up over 100 ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I've made them waste hundreds on fuel and ubers. I wank to gore videos of women getting tortured and decapitated. Is that normal?

Absolute stinker

He's a good one, but he won't let me steal his mop.

signed by me lloll

A psyop a day keeps the glows away

Going indawoods.


This message is under review by the FBI.

Good job Philo, you turned their comments on

it was all randoms vs your randoms, you all just sucked so bad i couldn’t resist commenting on your rage quit 🤣🤣

I was in your (clearly stacked) game for maybe 2 minutes and you felt the urge to comment?
I appreciate the thought, especially from one with their comments off

3k hours to be that ass?

Share This To Three Other People Within 5 Minutes Or Else Piggy Apple Will Appear Under Your Bed At 3 Am. Piggy Apple Was A High Schooler Who Ate An Apple At Lunch Every Day, But Bullies Laughed At Him So He Ended His Life. He Killed Them, And Now He’s Coming For You. Share This Message Or Piggy Apple Will Drag You Down To Hell With Him. Don't believe me? Look up "piggyappleseed twitter" and click the first result.

hey its ur teammate from the sunshine pug, sorry for baiting u but u look rly good from behind hehehe. um im just kidding lol im not one of them internet perverts im a genuinely nice guy but i think i have feelings for u... i know most ppl thikn the dog filter is outdated but i love whatever filter's on you beautiful ahhaha lol. sorry im not a creep, we should meet up sometime if ur ever in the area and i could show you the big gunz <==3 IM TALKING ABOUT MY SCATTERGUN HAHAHA lol. u know in my heyday they called me cockwork Jr. im really good at meatshotting lol. but yeah anyway sorry for going off topic but i wanted to let u know i have feeligns for u and i think we sohuld be together. i know its a bit early after only pug but i dropped 20 kills just for you lol did u see that shot i hit on the guy bombing. im pretty sure it aroused u a lil bit the way you told me "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up creep" ahahaha i love a feisty girl, ur cute lol add me baby i c you in my future <3

☻Ran from playtime

genitals were obliterated

Happy Easter Philo~! <3

🤍🤍🤍

🤍 Safe Travels philo~!

philo cheeseburger

philo cheesesteak

Yip Yapper

can I do your mom

bro said age: Legal
How to tell if someone is under 17: Look for "AGE: LEGAL" on anything they can use to express themself with

Little Sol is good Sol ❤️‍🔥

Bro, you just...

need to stop being gay, seriously. Do you think you're actually funny? What are you even trying to do? Following trends and just saying random phrases from unfunny tv shows and memes isn't funny, you are better than this, wait, no you're not. You're just as dumb as any other 12 year old dimwit on the internet and need to go outside sit on a bench and think about your life and choices, if it's bad, do not commit suicide as that will only have your name listed as "dumbass who couldn't take the truth about his worthless life". Spam isn't funny, autism is serious, 9/11 was a tragedy, and it's time to stop, get off your pc, breath in the air you take for granted, and really take a moment and take in everything you have, get a job, get a wife and have kids, and make something of yourself rather than just spamming people on the internet with unfunny memes and overused references.

Stop being gay.