shoulda bought a real one

There is the constant question as to why the Easter Bunny lays eggs. Truth be told, no one knows the answer.

Except The Groundhog.

No one knows where he is the other 364 days of the year, nor do they understand how he has the power to manipulate the seasons and extend winter. The little rodent holds all the secrets of nature, and likely knows why a bunny can lay eggs

Probably both mutants, but hey, gotta find out yourself.

Please donate to my GoFundMe so that I can find The Groundhog and get the answer. Top donation gets to come along :^)

This man has the ideal male body. You may not like it, but it demonstrates peak performance.

If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance. We're such self-centered crap we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us. Break out of your television-induced trance. It starts with a war growl. It starts with getting fired up, staring at yourself in the mirror, and showing some teeth, and saying "I'm a human being. I have dignity. I'm gonna resist. I'm gonna start recognizing the propaganda. I'm gonna break free from it. I'm not gonna fight with my family. I'm gonna organize with my family, and realize we're under attack by the social engineers. And I'm not gonna fight with my neighbors. We're gonna organize. Humanity's gonna come together." AAAHHH! YAAAHHH! WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! WE KNOW IT! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! YAAAHHH! RAAAHH! WE'RE COMING FOR YA GLOBALIST. COMING FOR YA! COMING FOR YA! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! ♥♥♥♥ the system, ♥♥♥♥ the group collective. Do that, and you'll earn your way to the next level.

Before you accuse me, I'm going to point out that this is not copypasta. Go ahead and search the net for it. You'll find nothing.There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuckold.
I am in a loving relationship with a woman I love, and I am more than willing to step aside and let her try a new man whenever she feels the need has arisen. I always stay in the room with her, so as to ensure her safety, and sometimes hold her hand whilst she is enjoying herself.It makes me happy to know I'm man enough to allow my woman to feel the pleasure she desires and not allow my ego to get in the way.
If you think about it, it's alpha to be a cuckold!