Combing cats is my passion. I combed cats competitively until I lost both my arms after a terrible catcident. My champion feline "Mr. Meowson" struggled so hard he ripped about 80% of the skin of both my forearms. But he looked so super shiny and was so smooth, it was worth the 4th place in the 2017 regional cat combing championship. If not for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANGELA with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sphinx cats...GOD... I HATE HER SO MUCH. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIR HOW CAN YOU WIN WITH THAT AND WHY DO THEY LET HER ENTER THREE CATS... anyway, it got terribly infected and I had to have them both amputated. I'm training to comb with my feet and it's going reasonably well. I learned from my mistakes of course, I now fully sedate Mr. Meowson with a mix of alcohol and heroin before combing him.

Anyway, I'm not trying to make excuses for my bad gameplay of course. But I did lose both my eyes in an unrelated catcident and Mr. Meowson is always on top of my keyboard playing with my mouse, which is always full of hair. Also my mum is very clumsy when feeding me, so a lot of yoghurt ends up dripping on top of Mr. Meowson and in the keyboard. Very annoying because then I have to bathe Mr. Meowson and well, that's how I ended up with two deflated eyeballs.

I use hacks to get around my shortcomings. Please don't judge me.