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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:02pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:35pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:37am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:24am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:11pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:18am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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