Recent reviews by Cumquistador (Sussus amogus)

The entire plot is based around phone calls, your in Miami.
10/10 The title is actually relevant

Most of the mod's I downloaded were not made by Garry.
Strange isn't it?

For once the title is actually relevant, even more so with all the hackers runnign around.
Don't worry though you can hack too with less than 3 seconds of browsing google!
10/10 ~ Would turn myself into a burger and backstab sanic again.

This game uses VAC now so no more sillyness guys, still a great game tho and it certaintly dosn't suffer from the same issues dark souls had.
A wonderful game overall but i find the lack of Artorias disturbing.

I still can't stand MOBA's and their youtube communitys are even worse with all of their outdated MLG satire.
This game is no exception, expect the same-ass gameplay from this as every other Dota 1 spinoff in existence.
Sorry Guys I dont understand these types of games it gets repetitive IMO, needs more mods and less pay-based UI.

Literally only playable if your a hacker.
Stupidly amazing and fun if you are.
7.8/10 to many boats ~ IGN

Issac has mommy issues so he digs his way to jewish hell to hide from her.
8/10 its not Rebirth

Spent 3 hours making a clip, 3 seconds of poorly rendered video to show for it.
Easier than any other Filmmaker I've ever used which is to say none of them. 10/10

Map is completely flat, cannot confirm we are on the second side of the planet. 3/10
Lord have mercy on your laptop because this game will not.

The Wild Hunt actually has absolutly nothing to do with Wildlife and is really just a big Genocide plot by Skeletons

9/10~Would experience intercourse with a witch while riding on a unicorn again