Hallo, and welcome to our Happy Fun Adventure! How may we assist you? We have shelter and plenty of food. Respect us and you'll not be shoed. Also, do not laugh at our small hut, please! Or else my friend with the gun over there, Theodore, will shoot the living crap out of you.

Other than that, you are safe!

Unless you belong to the French Toast Mafia or to the Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies, then you keep your distance Pal!



CS:GO rank: Distinguished on this, Distinguished on my Alt (Dr. Chip). I am giving competitive a break on this account for a while. Want to join us? Go to Friendlist > Add Dr. Chip.