Recensioni recenti di Pensbush Chaze

作为一名BETA粉，我很高兴能玩到这款游戏。。。
妹子是应该生吃呢，还是煮熟了吃好呢？从头吃到脚还是从脚吃到头？先吃内藏还是先吃头？。。。
等等，先让我看看中文说明。。。

虽然只有英语语音，但是翻译和配音都挺带感的。剧情和游戏性就母庸置疑了，以前玩双星痴迷得不行。支持手柄，可惜没有震动的，玩起来还是比隔壁伊苏8强。翻译和音配也没伊苏８生硬，话说NIS是神马东西，F社脑袋是进S了

♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

M的，被骗了，竟然穿了安全裤！！！这么可爱的妹子竟然穿了安全裤！！！！暗耻就是TM无耻！！！！！

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奖状

鉴于制作组优异表现，该作广受好评，故特允该作纳为本人第6000款游戏，以资鼓励。


Pensbush

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接好，这是你的证书和77块 (╯▔▽▔)╯

This game is fxcked up crazy! Why the fxck the demonized Kazuya this the hell strong!? This is insane, he's the hell buggy existence, I could not kill him, but you guys must.
Kazuya must be slain, he's very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up powerful, but through countless hours of my effort, I finally figured out a must kill skill, which might help you defeat Kazuya:
First, grab your controller
Second, convey all your strength to your hand with the controller
Third, slam your controller onto your screen once Kazuya shows up
Forth, keep slamming until he's gone
Fifth, congrats to youself, now Kazuya runs away, what you need to do now is to write down a negative review to warn the world, Kazuya is devil and he kills your controller and monitor.
As a person who went through this, I'm just telling you the truth, this game is bad, and Kazuya must die!

买买买，怂毛，买爆她，买傻她，买到她怀疑人生，买到她生活不能自理，买到她怀孕，买买买

几十块，不够买包万宝路，几十块，不够街边吹一炮

几十块不亏，几十块实惠

买买买

几十块能把人家社长往死里打，觉得412贵的同学，是不是觉得dlc才是本体呢

预购的时候推荐配置是970， 所以我980m果断就入了，现在改到980，意思是不打算优化了吗？叼哦~
除了优化没什么好批评的了，打了一天的困难模式，被野猪擦一下就挂了，虐得2B姐姐不要不要的，作为补偿，我要带2B姐姐去钓金鱼
。。。。
通关后郁闷了好久也实在想不出写些什么，看到真结局真是感动，然后果断选择删存档，感谢在最后帮我挡弹幕的人。

DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!! Unless you are:
1, fxxking rich, and in no need of working for life
2, very hopeless about your life, and in great desire of commiting suicide but feared of pain
3, living in a dream that you want to make your coutry great again, like Donald Trump
4, Donal Trump, who has been aware that he can't fullfill his promise, and the only way is to do that in Civ 6
6, Hillary Clinton, cuz her presidency is here
7, addcited to alcohal, drugs, sex, maybe... and find another addcition to replace the old ones
8, islamic terrorists, who can't nuke united states, but you can do that here

Otherwise, turn around and seek other games, if you still cherish your famaily, friends, and others...
I already warned you!