Recent reviews by Pensbush Chaze

This game changed my waifu
- asmongold fan

meh act game
failure of final fantasy series
too many cutscenes during battle too little depth on combo
wukong 10/10, this is only 8/10
barely recommended

didn't expect I would play Nioh 3 in 2024

sorry, Eve, this is the GOTY 2024

Dear samurais in Tsushima,

As a warrior born in Super Earth and raised by Mother Sphere, I very regret to let you know that to access to my positive review for this game a Pensbush Satire Network account, aka, PSN acc. is acquired, unfortunately, the PSN (*Pensbush Satire Network*) service is currently not available in 180 countries, for reading the positive review, please make sure you are not in the very countries, otherwise, feel free to refund and leave.

If you still have difficulty in finding the positive review, this may be due to our recent launch day review update patch 1.002 that happened to cover up the positive part of this review. Currently, our review team is working very hard in contact with our publisher Stupid and Ignorant Entertainment, aka, SIE, for more detail about the patch. But you can still spend $69.99 for our physical copy of the positive review, if you really want to read it. But for the digital users, the current 1.002 patch is, unfortunately, irreversible, so please wait for our future plans on patch update even though we have no such plans.

Anyway, we're still learning what is best for PC players and your feedback has been invaluable. Thanks again for your continued support of Tsushima, and we'll keep you updated when we want to update it.

Pensbush Review Team

I will go to sleep after one more turn, just one more turn

我4090的电脑2K连120帧都跑不满，一顿一顿的玩个JB呀，
优化连卧龙都比你强，三流游戏好意思卖60刀，就个制杖

上飞机前
我窝在老家打麻将不香吗？鬼才跑去夏威夷啊！
下飞机后
打米国佬赚大米元，真香！

有人妻
有鞭子
还有各种下流的招式
我屁股已经性奋得不要不要的

GOTY 2023

长剑在手，天下我有
江东之境全是弱鸡
三两下就砍到了boss战
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然后被拿拳套的boss虐得不要不要的