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feelin funky

I still haven't gotten over the accident after all these years, but thank you Mr. Foddy.

Cat |F:| [PET]

mah boah :(

cheeseburger :D

This game is about surviving a wasteland filled with people that are infected with a highly contagious disease caused by some real jacked up bats by hoarding toilet paper, medical supplies and ammo.
Sound familiar? B)

Let it be known that at this date, the 18th hour of the 8th day of the 11th month, I, DD Ice Cream Person, believe I have the most hours on Garfield Kart - Furious Racing. Let it also be known Steam Ladder is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WRONG. And finally, let it be known that due to unfortunate circumstances, I will lose this place. I wish whoever has the resources to run this game all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time to achieve first place well, as it will not be me :(

Friend and I spawn at the southeast corner of the map, in Catfish Grove. We find our first clue, sadly we were not in the range of our prey, the spider. We head to our next clue at the church, hearing gunshots to the northwest. we get in, and to our luck the spider is just below us. Unfortunately, this is only our 4th hunt so we have no clue where the basement is. At this point, our enemies approach us, hidden by the thick fog. We take sniping positions by the top, and see 2 teams fighting in the swamp waters below. "Hit!" I call out to my teammate as I weaken an enemy player. Suddenly, I'm shot and on the ground shaking, trying to keep my wound covered. My teammate gets me bandaged up and forces me to get on my feet, then heads to a lower level to provide more fire. One of the other teams has been taken out. It's us versus the surviving team. Then, I hear a piercing screech come from below me. My teammate has been shot! He falls to the lower roof and they light his body on fire. I can still hear that scream. I climb to the bottom of the ladder back to the second floor of the church, then head to the stairs. I hear someone coming from where I just was, we exchange shots and I emerge victorious, celebrating by dipping my balls onto his face as I steal his shotgun and wait for his friend. Sure enough, he comes running up the stairs, 2 shots to the chest and he's a goner. I realize there are no other humans left. I am the final one in these haunted swamps. I rush outside and find the entrance to the basement, met with a door and a crank. I open the door and rush in, and there's the spider. My bounty, my prey. Several shots to the head, he spits at me and I'm hurt. I can't heal myself so I keep fighting, 1/4 dead, 1/3 dead... ♥♥♥♥ I DIED.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, THE CHILDREN... DEAD! HOW COULD I LET THE WATER GET SO POLLUTED? Death rate has hit almost 100% by this point... there's no saving it. My dream. My passion. My city. In ruins. Nothing but abandoned buildings, industrial wastelands and mass graves.

And my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick, and my stomach is sick