Swifty NOT SHINII
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Silver 1 : ✔
Silver 2 : ✔
Silver 3 : ✔
Silver 4 : ✔
Silver Elite : ✔
Silver Elite Master : ✔
Gold Nova 1 : ✔
Gold Nova 2 : ✔
Gold Nova 3 : ✔
Gold Nova Master : ✔
Master Guardian 1 : ✔
Master Guardian 2 : ✔
Master Guardian Elite : ✔
Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔
Legendary Eagle : ✔
Legendary Eagle Master : ✔
Supreme Master First Class : ✖
The Global Elite : ✖

Words Of Wisdom
It is true that we could give everything to one person, but then would that person really have anything? Having something is earning something. Earning something is working your way to it by yourself without having to rely on other people along the way on your journey. To ensure that you are earning things on your own make sure you can do what you're doing by yourself so when you're with others your both putting in the effort and earning together.

Who am I?
I am a man of god - Nah I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you, I'm just a teen that loves to game and isn't hell bent on winning. Play for fun not for wins

Unbelievable Feats of Strength
I could link my WoW Armory but thats a bit bent, Insane armory though.
I can Benchpress 10pounds after a few protein shakes.
I once lifted up my father, he's a fat ♥♥♥♥.
I own a dog that doesn't piss and ♥♥♥♥ everywhere.

What you can do to help?
I'm just a poor white boy, you could potentially overpay me in skins to make me happy, or just give me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You can not act like a ♥♥♥♥ all the time so I don't have to say mean things.
You can buy me things and be my sugar daddy.

Why is this so long?
Believe it or not you're not the first to say that ;)
Nah I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - On 03/10/2015 I was lonely as all my friends thought I was too ugly and fat to play with so as they casually continued gaming in the background I needed something to do.

Why you should like/love me
I give good cuddles
I'm kind
I'm chill
I love myself you should too
I'm fit as ♥♥♥♥ irl
I send nudes
Basically just be female and I'll take you, life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard for us gamers

How I trade
If my skin is worth more I will not downgrade unless I am requesting it, and when I downgrade if I do I will expect overpay and not just adds to meet the same price.
If our skins are around the same price 1:1
If I'm trading with keys I'll pay 80% price
If you're downgrading I will throw in some adds
I expect a +rep comment after we trade, you will also get one.

You're still reading?!
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome if you've read this all, any more questions give me a direct message and I will sort it out.

Man's links, Gotta go pro somehow
The word links was missleading..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqnnjySqDDjl6oD1YgfEZAg
Currently Offline
Feel Colons 27 Jan, 2017 @ 3:43am 
+rep he sold me a very nice tumour.
. ******** 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:35am 
+rep very nice man and good trader ;D
nommen 10 Oct, 2015 @ 4:30pm 
+rep, fast trader!
Styffi 25 Aug, 2015 @ 6:07am 
+rep
yes ⁧o rep 27 May, 2015 @ 3:34pm 
+rep fast trader
UNKNOWN 27 May, 2015 @ 11:18am 
+rep quick and friendly trader