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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2013 @ 8:24am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:46pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 6:47pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2013 @ 6:03am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 6:50pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:25pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2013 @ 4:05pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:48pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:20pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 5:42pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 6:51pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 5:14am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2013 @ 6:57am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:04pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 1:51pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 5:38pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 2:01pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 1:55pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:33pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 11:26am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2013 @ 8:09am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 11:23am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 8:55pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 8:41pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 8:27pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:44pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 2:06pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2013 @ 3:44pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 5:45pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2013 @ 6:03am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:37pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 6:21pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:41pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 8:04pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:51pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:57pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 7:16pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 3:40pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 1:59pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 3:20pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 11:41am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 5:37pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 10:53am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 5:42pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 5:46pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2013 @ 4:50am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2013 @ 7:50pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:44pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 11:43am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 1:36pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 2:10pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:41pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2013 @ 9:11am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2013 @ 9:12am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 12:21pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:40pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 7:00pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 11:59am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 6:21pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:19pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2013 @ 8:03pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2013 @ 4:40am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:25pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 7:41pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2013 @ 4:46am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 5:09am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2013 @ 7:22pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:42pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:43pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:44pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 7:45pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2013 @ 5:10am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:54pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:07pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:14pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:04pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:06pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:12pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:17pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:21pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:27pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:39pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:42pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:08pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:51pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:43pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:34pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:54pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:09am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:29pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:29pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:31pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:29pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:24pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.