-rep dont try to go behind if thi ♥♥♥♥ is alive doesn't matter if his bomb is being defused

-rep not the real kung fu cheeto

This is the first time I've ever told someone this.When I was about 10,I discovered something..something that I shouldn't found out. I was home alone and naked, watching TV on the couch.My cat Burger sat on my ♥♥♥♥ and started purring.It felt wrong but kinda good,this is also the first time ever I got a boner.Everyday when I got home from school Burger would sit on my ♥♥♥♥ while purring and while I give him head scratches,Burger would lick my ♥♥♥.The sandpaper like feeling on my ♥♥♥♥ feels so good, I'm horny now typing this...
Next year I'll be moving out and a want to bring Burger with me.My parents would surely ask why because always act like I don't like him but secretly,I do VERY MUCH.There is also this feeling inside my gut that I need to tell my parents that I'm sexually attracted to cats.What should I do guys?

Virgin

Dude, Middle Eastern girls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous. There was this hijab sister I was friends with, we obviously had a thing for each other. But also obviously, it didn't go any further than that, religion and all that ♥♥♥♥. All year long including summer she covered up, head to toe, hijab covered all her hair and around her jaw (so you could see her chin, but neck covered). Anyway, she was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot you could masturbate on just seeing her face alone. Her face was like Goku on Super Sayian, she wasn't even on her final form. Her face was like, yeah I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy you without even taking off my headpiece and keeping my power level to 0. I swear if she actually did take off her hijab, literal, I mean literal spontaneous jizz in pants.

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