Recent reviews by Jonathan

It's GTA V with a ♥♥♥♥ budget

Things i have learned while playing this game
- That the whole of the population are cops.
- There isn't a working drill in the whole heisting community even a beast.
- If someone hear a drill noise, he will call the police anyway. Even if you are doing maintenance
- if you drop a penny, they kill the police
- I can shout to fatally wounded teammate to get the ♥♥♥♥ up and they get up without any problem.
- If I wear sunglasses, if you have a beard, if you have full armor and then put on a mask the civilians call the police.
- The cops give back my weapons and ammo after releasing me from custody.
- A girl can answer to a male guard pager without being suspicious.
- I can hide a minigun and a rocket launcher in my suit at the same time.
- If I scare a cop to handcuff himself, I can make him will forget his moral grounds and he will instantly fight by my side killing all.
- If I handcuff a cop, he stays on his knees and he stays there even if you leave him alone. When he can easily stand up and escape... but apparently there aren't smart enough.
- i can only carry 6 zip ties as they take up so much space……..
- I can rob the same place as many times as i like and they never up the security
- i have also found out what dsync is……
but seriously this game is really fun i have gone through the level system 9 times and i don't plan on stopping. Plus they will be working on the game for another 2 years so stick around don't expect payday 3 for a while.

You will die more times then you win, you will get lemon mishap more than brimstone but when you get brimstone the satisfaction is infine. With 2 billion seeds the game is always new a fresh unless you bash the game out for the rest of your life even the you will not touch all of the seeds. The game is inspired by the legend of zelda series with rouge like elments. you will proberly already know what the game is about so i will cut to the chase, this game will give you highs like know other drugs the first time you beat mom you will be filled with joy and happiness for the rest of the day, then moms heart, satan, isaac(boss), blue baby, lamb and mega satan. each end boss battle fills you with more satisfaction, however with great satisfaction comes great rage. so inessence this is one of the most satisfying games out there so yeah pick it up p.s as of now dark bum is ♥♥♥♥ dont pick it up.

Skyrim is one of my favorite games of all time, this game is pure art, the role play is great if you are a nerd like me, however if you don't plan on role playing and you just want to play an amazing game then you can unlike other titles like fallout this game does not punish you and it is not a very hard game, i played it in master for most of my stay in the land of skyrim. This game is the kind of type game where it is not about the end its all about the journey. I have played a lot of rpgs in my day, and in most the quests have been bland and the main idea was to explore however this game can be both the quests are great, the story is great the map is amazing, Yeah there may not be as many random encounters like fallout, however when exploring you will allways find something new, and as we are pc master race we also get the privlage of mods that add alot more to the game which is amazing, i mainly enjoyed some of the modded quests, and horror quests. If you dont have this game by now f*cking buy it jez 10/10

This game is a griping and scary, at first i had problems with it but is was soon fixed, it is alot of fun i have yet to complete the game, however i also enjoyed some of the custom games which were also alot of fun, the graphics are nothing to brag about so it will run on all systems even my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ laptop i took to a friends house, i would recommend it however there are some much better free horror games but this one is still worth a download

it's like lego cross between minecraft and world of tanks

10/10 *tip tip*

the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ever yeah

get it fun reallly really fun