when I was down on my luck, battling homeless and, even worse, ugliness, it was this guy who picked me up and put a basket of korean skincare products into my hands. now, ten years later, I'm a family man. a beautiful wife, 17 kids (and counting), and no acne. hiv be damned, im feelin' better than ever! god bless him

one time, i went to the gas station and this man was working and they had a special supreme pizza taquito for sale. One customer took the last two out of my hands and i when i asked him if they had any more he swooped in like a hero and punched his lights out. gave me a discount; he is a real one

i got him addicted to fent

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