Korv Magnus's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:19am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:50am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:17am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:17am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 6:58am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 6:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:37am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:37am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:02am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:38am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:26am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:37am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 6:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 6:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 6:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41am