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For sheep are stupid and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent and have to be led.
(Small Gods)
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"What duck?"
(Soul Music)
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois: Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
Peter: Maybe I will, and then I'll put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.
Lois: That doesn't make any sense.
Peter: It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
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Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- C3P0
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