Recent reviews by Indiscriminately Carnivorous

I like the game, it's a good time waster. Though I wouldn't play it daily, it's an excellent example of "what to play when you're bored". Of course, right off the bat you're thrown in without any form of introduction other than "you're an exile, get onto this boat, and we'll throw you onto this island with a cluster**** of creatures and god knows what". Overall, once you get the hang of the trading and controls, the game is pretty great. The story is solid, but loses it's weight after trying to make a new character because you got an extremely rare item that you can't use. i'd give it a 7/10 mainly because of the repetiton.

Game is awesome, computer still can't run it.... Game 3/3. Computer plays terraria, 1/10

I want a refund. though it isn't exactly a "bad" game, it isn't a game I would spend even five dollars for it. It borrows... no violently thrashes ideas from games like God of War and The Legend of Zelda. The graphics aren't even that great for what it stole from the previously mentioned games! the audio could not stop gutting itself and echoing, and I had to window the game and put it into a resolution so low the picture looks like cold cream of wheat.... The animations are clunky, as are the controls, and I could have just gone and played the other games.. the story is very weak, and the maps are needlessly empty, this kind of game is just begging for the player to get ragequit in a sheer wave of sweat from a countless number of enemies, not just walking around spamming the c button listening to "Death" yammer on about how he "needs to go on alone at this point". the overall gameplay is rough, though the colors are nice, and his animations (from what I could see (Cream of Wheat)), the game seems unfinished. I don't want this game, Steam caressed my body in it's sweet bosom of sales and led me to the first steps of making the worst purchase I could have possibly made.