Recent reviews by Unoilrig

Dumb fun, really. Nothing more, nothing less.

So what happens if you combine L4D with Counter-Strike's weapon system, British currency, people, and terminology, a highly-moddable engine, and a unique variety of enemies (More if you mod it, obviously), waiting to kill your ass in mere seconds? All of that with a great boss theme, this wonderful masterpiece of a game has it all.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Do you need me to say anything about this game aside from saying mod it until it crashes? Thought so.

In short: Generic clicker game that replaces the enemies with monster girls and 10 fanservice costumes for 1 buck each.

In long: Sakura Clicker is the lastest entry in the Sakura series, which needs to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. If you don't know what the Sakura series is, they are a series of fanservice VNs that people gave 10/10 just for tits, and thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
YOU PLAY GAMES FOR THE GAMEPLAY, STORY, CHARACTERS ETC, NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TITS!!! In all seriousness, the Sakura series are generic fanservice VNs that you should avoid. But what about Sakura Clicker? It's a clicker game that you click on monster girls to get money to buy upgrades, and you have to pay real money to get costumes. And that's it, but it's somehow worse than Clicker Heros and Cookie Clicker. There's nothing interesting about Sakura Clicker and will bore you to tears.

Rating: 3/10. Bland, generic, boring. Do yourself a favor and play Dragon's Crown instead.

Forget everything dumbass 14-year-old (maybe 15) me said, this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks.

Nekopara is a revolutionary game for our time. It uses the ANT (Advanced Neko Technology) engine, which means breast physics and cat girls. It also has a tsundere boi called Kasho that raises the 2 cat girls, name Chocola and Vanilla. It's what Advanced Warfare should have been.

To be honest, Nekopara was made by people who cared, unlike Advanced Warfare, which was made by people that said "Hey, we should recycle the plot of the previous CoD games and take elements from other games that are 1,000,000X better. That will make us a ♥♥♥♥-ton of dosh for sure!"

Nekopara is not afraid to pull some heartstrings at times, especially at the end of the demo, in which Chocola was about to go back to Kasho's sis. The voice acting is also great.

Aside from it being a clean version of an exsiting H-game, there are no flaws here, for a demo. Overall, I say give it a shot.

The Talos Principle Public Test is a test that Croteam made to give people a taste to what to expect in the future release. And so far, I'm excited for this game. The puzzles are great and creative, the atmosphere is nice, and the level design is great. Sounds are also great and fitting. It is difficult, but if you like challenging puzzles, then this is a must.

A game that will rape your friendship. A game that's better than the CoD Zambies. A game made by devs who gave a ♥♥♥♥. A game so legendary that you'll need to download some skin mods.

If CoD Ghosts was a decent game.

If there's 1 thing I can say about this game, it's alot better than Leauge.