IONUT MUSCULOSUL's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:30am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:20am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:14am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 30 Aug @ 12:01pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Nov @ 10:21am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:07pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:38am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:39am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:03pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:04am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 18 Nov @ 10:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:32am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:03am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:42am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:56am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:06am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:10am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:03pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:18am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:52am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:19am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:00am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:50am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:21am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:23am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:14am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:32am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:13am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:16am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:26am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:45am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:01pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:47am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

13 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30