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"When you put a pack of lions together and there are no females whatsoever, they'll all eventually start *fricking* each other" - Vlooi

"KFC is made with the blood of Africans" - Ocean

"If you haven't had a Louisiana *coom* Dump, you haven't lived. Go back to Nebraska or whatever third world country you hail from" - PatDaddy

"It's not a magic trick, its just Italian cooking." - PatDaddy

"*n1bbas* think they hard, then they start bragging about how their tits leak" - Noxileis

"Diet milk? this place is a $H!THOLE" - TwisterSparkz

"Is Matthew McConaughey the voice of Lightning McQueen?" - BenjyZD

"AIDS will always be funny" - 3nvoy

"Damn dude, you're really cheifing down that *coom*" - Zyphu

"You can always go up to Bridge Park in Dublin and go whichever gender GILF hunting you want" - Bald Guy

"What's the exchange rate of N-words to F-slurs per day, can somebody run the numbers on that? - Yours Truly, high af

"We're third cousins, don't get your hopes up" - me llamo nave

"VTubers are the cantaloupes of Twitch" - Yours Truly, sober

"Dude, that was the most pixelated burp I've ever heard." - Brayan

"Can we go see Granny? I miss her." "She is hanging out with your great aunt, she doesn't like us" " That's because you guys tried to out her for being a slut" - Cheeto and Rhobro

" I'm made of crack" - Crack

"Consciousness is kinda mid, but whatever" - Duchess

"Go ahead and keep rubbing. No, my CLIT babe." - Yours truly, High AF
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76561199094995440 13 Jan @ 11:54am 
Let's make today a gaming day!
Dolas🟪 27 Jul, 2024 @ 9:42am 
cool gamer
Kula 22 Jul, 2024 @ 2:56pm 
Perfect aim
VeryMeta 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:28pm 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.