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Recent reviews by Hamilton - turtle wow?

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1 person found this review helpful
361.9 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Now they've fixed the server issues its actually pretty fun. I honestly have no idea what im doing, even watching youtube its confusing as heck - but i think thats supposed to be part of the charm?

Will update after more hours if i remember.

(I edited this review from a Do not recommend from launch when the server was f'd)
Posted 22 June. Last edited 4 July.
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0.2 hrs on record
Feels like a mobile game. Literal joke. So glad i didnt preorder/buy the exploitative packs ha.
Posted 1 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
279.4 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Amended review - wildcard/snail are smashing out the patches and servers are now stable. begrudgingly enjoying it now.

OG review - Play for 30 min with 30 fps. Server crash. half hour rollback. Back to square one. Repeat (unless server is full when you try to reconnect in which case find new server to repeat. 10/10 would repeat again.
Posted 28 October, 2023. Last edited 28 October, 2023.
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118.4 hrs on record (84.0 hrs at review time)
crashes constantly
Posted 21 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Refunded. Clunky, Laggy, bad design. Might try again in the far future.
Posted 17 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
350.8 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
Servers have a 7 hour queue minimum, impossible to play as EU unless you join before 10AM or queue remotely.
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PREVIOUS REVIEW BEFORE EDIT:

The effort and design behind this game is uncomparable. I'm pretty ♥♥♥♥ at games so I cant comment on the skillcap etc - but wow. If years of calling games a "wow killer" has ever amounted to anything it's this. The devs should really be genuinely proud.


Oh and no p2w.
Posted 12 February, 2022. Last edited 24 February, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
186.7 hrs on record (186.2 hrs at review time)
Looks alright, but badly executed. Would be surprised if anyone is still playing by Christmas.
Posted 26 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
70.5 hrs on record (68.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Played ages and was fun until you realise that it is literally full of hackers.

Hackers can spoof admin ID to ban server admins.

Not even worth an alpha buy, garbage. Basically a scam.
Posted 20 April, 2016. Last edited 20 April, 2016.
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