Recent reviews by Fl4sHNoX

I kid you not, this is what it came up with with just the following prompt 💀

'Write a negative steam review -4chan style- for a Ubisoft game that's on sale for 1$'

Originally posted by chatGPT:

> be me
> sees Ubiclown game on sale for 1$
> think 'why not, can't be that bad'
> downloads it
> spends 5 minutes in the tutorial
> every cutscene is an unskippable cringe fest
> microtransaction pop-ups
> gameplay is a glitchy mess
> looks like a 2010 mobile game
> exits the game
> uninstalls
> review bombs it to hell
> requests refund
> leaves with a single tear of regret 🗿

EDIT: AIs clearly still have a long way to go... because I have no regrets.

Be warned, this company is lethal.

Picture this, you've been doing a stealth mission on Overkill for the past hour or so in solo.
And right as you're about to finish the mission you're hit with:


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Whoever was in charge of the decision to make the game online only, I hate you, with a burning passion.

Me : first game of the open beta
Enemy : blatantly wall-hacking
(cf. https://www.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareIII/comments/177y743/nice_gaming_chair_bro_first_game_of_the_beta_by/ )
My team : *has left the chat*
Ricochet : "report submitted, thank you!"
Me : gets shadow ban


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What's happening:
Myself and many others (maybe even you!) have been affected by the false ban wave, often with the error code "CASERMA-RHINO". This bug has existed since the beta, with many reports of people being banned before they could even launch the game, on a brand-new account. Other people are being banned during the early-access campaign, and countless more getting banned since. There are new reports posted here and on Twitter daily, but Activision seems to brush them off. Despite this, they clearly know there is an issue since Nov. 4th saw many people that were unfairly banned, unbanned with their accounts reinstated. Activision knows it's an issue, but refuses to take any steps to resolve it.

Many people are speculating on the cause of the ban. Some have suggested peripherals (headsets, mice, etc.) others have suggested RGB software (iCue, GHub, etc.) and many have reported it may be an issue with overclocking software (MSI afterburner). The issue is, this is just speculation. Without communication and transparency from Activision, there is no way of knowing what causes these unwarranted punishments. Beyond PC players, many console players are reporting the same issue, with even less information about what is causing the issue.

What's being done:
While Activision may choose to stay silent and sweep this issue under the rug, the community is working hard to gather data and gather reports to encourage action. We have two Discord servers running, where we are working together to put together pieces of the puzzle, and figure out what is causing these issues. We are also working to get this issue brought up to lawyers, who would be able to give us more guidance and get our voices heard. There is also a wiki with a growing list of confirmed reports, as well as resources for those that might not know where to turn.

What you can do:
If you have been falsely banned, the first thing to do is to get the word out. Reddit, Twitter, LinkedIn. It doesn't matter, get your voice out there and get it heard. The next thing to do is to join the Discord server(s) and get in contact with everyone else that has been affected. We are working hard to get this brought to lawyers, and we need as many people on board as possible. You should also be filing consumer complaints with as many governing bodies as you can. That means the BBB, Complaints Board, and more.

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Personally I have been shadowbanned 3 times now, support is unresponsive as always, thanks to their poor anti-cheat, random players are getting falsely banned while cheaters continue to find methods to circumvent their ban.

I'm far from being the only one, there's literally a website dedicated to "Activision Anti-Consumer Practices" that has surfaced recently because of this and the enormous amount of people this has happened to lately.

I bought MW2019 and held off on buying MW2022, looks like I made the right call.

So far the DMZ mode seems to be much better than what Battlefield 2042 tried to do, then again it's not like it wasn't an easy task...

EDIT: After my 10th ShadowBan that always lasts for about a week and happens after even a single game, or just launching the game... I give up on this, support is non-existent, and when they reply after dozens of tickets they can't help you in any shape or form... go spend time on another game where the devs/publisher actually care about their playerbase...

I didn't even pay for this... and I still want a refund.

Got gifted this game by a friend, best. gift. ever.

Rock & Stone!

FOR THE RED AND BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

So far so good...

Nice. 👌