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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record
Great concept ruined by the most abyssal card design they could have ever conceived. Too many "I win the round" cards (take 0 damage while still being able to shoot and move anyone?). To make it even better, there is ZERO way to actually see what cards did to you in-game so half of the time you get instantly erased by something and have no idea what it was or how to counter it. If you just play with friends it is fun but bad balancing and idiotic card design ruin any hope for an online community.
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.0 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 2 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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Posted 23 April, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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Posted 13 March, 2023.
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32.4 hrs on record
Old game with a lot of old game problems, but if you can look past that there is some truly amazing dialogue and questing to do. Character of this game is rivaled by very few and there is a reason this spawned one of the most well known video game franchises
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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48.9 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
everything you want from squad without any of the frustrations and lulls in engagement. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who enjoys battlefield
Posted 9 July, 2022.
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27 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
14.1 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
This game is young and needs a little bit of work, but it is quite fun and deserves a better rating than what it has right now. It has such a low rating because people expected a different game than what this is and were mad it didn't meet their expectations. Get some friends together and give it a try
Posted 12 June, 2020.
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2,264.9 hrs on record (1,124.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 5 January, 2020.
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17.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Super great game to just chill and have a good time with.

Pros:
-Very pretty game and it pleasing to look at
-Simple, but surprisingly entertaining gameplay.
The gameplay at its core is very simple, but it has a certain level of strategic depth that keeps you
Intrigued and active without making your brain hurt.
-Great background music
This might not be important for some people, and you may just turn it off and put your own music or
podcast on instead, but if you don't, this game has some bangin' tunes that really fit the game.
-Overall a calming and entertaining experience
It seems like it is required to have a game or two you can play that will calm you down after a frustrating day, and this game fits the bill perfectly. Super great game to just chill and relax after a long day.

Cons:
-Low replayability
Now let me be clear. The game is WELL worth the money, and you will get a good amount of time into this game before it gets boring considering I haven't hit that yet and I normally get bored of these types of games quick. That doesn't mean you will get 50+ hours on this game unless you are REALLY dedicated to slaughtering vikings. Good thing is that this is the only Con I could come up with.

So in conclusion,
Great game you should 100% buy if it interests you. It will be worth your money, and it will show you the proper way to poke a fat man until he bleeds to death.

Posted 6 November, 2019.
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9.1 hrs on record
absolutely amazing puzzle game. The puzzles are hard enough to make interesting but not hard to the point where you spend 12 hours ripping your hair out. The story and environment are very good and suprisingly makes you invested in the characters.
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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