Professor: 😺 While 🐠 you 🔋 were 🍆 gone 🚘 the 🥒 Trotters 🏀 held 📒 a 🎈 news 👾 conference 💛 👽 to 📀 announce 🌳 that 💄 I 🐳 was 🏓 a 🐟 jive 🚙 sucker.

+rep for a nice and fast trade. HF with your cool new m9 doppler!

+rep perry punny

Hahahaha

+rep made me tie a game after a 7 win streak. ):

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