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Recent reviews by The Wild Fire

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Both Ukrainians and Russians have this thing where they hate themselves and their country and their life so much and to cope with this they must inflict that pain and misery on everyone else they see and come into contact with. This is something I've come to realize after years of being in game lobbies with 'em and even neighboring them you could say. I guess this game in particular is honestly another example of bottled up Ukrainian dev rage or something cause I have no other explanation for why you would conjure up a gameplay as abominable as this. Everything except the aesthetic hurts about playing this.
Posted 26 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I like penis man he's a little clumsy but he's good
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
An utter disgrace to Russian writing and storytelling. Hire real writers and not some random Moscowites next time, devs.
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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68 people found this review helpful
41 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
They made gay Blender porn of the Vittorio guy before he even came out please save this fanbase
Posted 22 November, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely bursting with lively color schemes, funny quips and tech / pop culture / chemistry / videogame references plus banger soundtrack out of nowhere. Even after all these years it's still as much of a gem to go through as it always has been.
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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21 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
It has that ABZÛ feel, people who have played will know. But you fly here, and your protagonist is a million times more adorable. And unlike ABZÛ, Journey actually got me close to crying. Despite being a practically bite sized game, and no words spoken, I had a bond with it that I cannot explain. I've also never seen such a beautiful, water-like sand ever before, man am I glad I did now. Absolutely solid atmosphere, solid soundtrack, solid physics. Play it
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,138.2 hrs on record (983.4 hrs at review time)
Quite possibly THE most fatherless community online, will have entire comment section spanning meltdowns over anything, that's all you need to know.
Posted 23 December, 2021. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Cool little game very hard to 100% tho
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
362.9 hrs on record
It took an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ month and more trying to complete the minigame requirements for the completion list, truly worthy plat experience, thanks Sega
Posted 13 July, 2021. Last edited 28 March, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Childhood revisited
Posted 27 April, 2021.
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