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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:16am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:22pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:18pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:12am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:26am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:44am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:53pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:29am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:15am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:19am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:17pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:16am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:44am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:02am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:03am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:50am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:54am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:25am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:19am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:46am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:50pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:50am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:42am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:48am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:22am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:27am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:16am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:23am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:29am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:12am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:08am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:22am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:15am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:41am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:51pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:09am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:17am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:42am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:55am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:57am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:33am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:55am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:29am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:44am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:01am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:23am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:35am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:44am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:06am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:53am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:13am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:18am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:09pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:19am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:19am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:39am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:37pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:43am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:28am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:33pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:08am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:16pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:46pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:02am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:55am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:35am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:44am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:11am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:21pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:49am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:58am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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