--B.A. in Magical Languages, Thaumaturge University, Hidden Realms [1753]
--B.A. in Destruction Magics, Thaumaturge University, Y̶͕͌m̵͐ͅg̶̖̋'̵̨͠ ̷̦̋f̵͓͝ḫ̸͆a̴͛ͅl̷͓̾m̵̖̐ă̶̲, Hidden Realms [1753]
--B.A. in Sorcerous Biology, Great Yan's School of Thoughts, Bejing, China [1754]
--M.A. in Astral Magics, Grand Mage's University of London, London, England [1796]
--M.A. in Unknowable Unseeable Untasteable Languages (Runic Focus), Thaumaturge University, Y̶͕͌m̵͐ͅg̶̖̋'̵̨͠ ̷̦̋f̵͓͝ḫ̸͆a̴͛ͅl̷͓̾m̵̖̐ă̶̲, Hidden Realms [1814]
--M.A. in Magical Artifact Studies (Weapons Focus, Enchantment Focus), Smith Master's University, Broksgard, Nidavellir [1842]
--PhD in Destruction Magics (Aeromancy Focus, Astral Focus, Enchantment Focus), Avalon College, Avalon, Otherworld [2022]
--Minor Apprenticeship with Krubcicle IV, Sword-♥♥♥♥♥♥ [1754-1786]
--Major Apprenticeship with Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer [1860-1865]
--Grand Apprenticeship with Merlin, You-Know-Who-I-Am [2010-2022]
--250+ years of experience in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-♥♥♥♥-Up-Omancy
--5 hours of experience in draining literally all of the blood from Grimgrim Rat-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid body (#♥♥♥♥ the Skaven)
--Rune-Keyed "Power Word: Scrunch"
--Saved the Dwarf-Hold Karak Ratatat from Troll-Throngler
--Lord of the Rats (Alive and Dead, ♥♥♥♥ you grimgrim)
--Owns a Vintage Drizzt Body Pillow Signed by Drizzt Himself