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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:25pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 10:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:08am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?