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ム[JS] LJ: 269.58 units [8 Strafes | 250 Pre | 343 Max | 56 Height | 84% Sync] PB



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I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymore.