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Guten Kameraden schenkt man nen PANZER!!
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$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)
-- Seen on Slashdot
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Before destruction a man's heart is haughty, but humility goes before honour.
-- Psalms 18:12
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I never thought that I'd see the day where Netscape is free software and
X11 is proprietary. We live in interesting times.
-- Matt Kimball <mkimball@xmission.com>
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YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!
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Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.
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THE DEATH OF A WARRIOR OR THE OLD MAN OR THE LITTLE CHILD, THIS I UNDERSTAND, AND I TAKE AWAY THE PAIN AND END THE SUFFERING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS DEATH-OF-THE-MIND.
(The Light Fantastic)
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