Recent reviews by ☼ Ashley ☼

Lost some of what made splitgate 1 fun, battle royale mode sucks, and SBMM is particularly aggressive

Enemy AI is terrible, ammo is incredibly scarce regardless of settings, and it generally becomes extremely repetitive and unfun after just a few hours, even playing with friends cant really save it, gave it a shot, not my thing, but its free so

Nothing will stop me from banging that twink

I spent literally my entire day playing through 3/4 and getting every secret and dialogue thing i could and i don't regret a single second

Backtrack constantly, inspect things doubly, constantly think outside of the box and try to push the game as far as it can go and look around EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

Even then i still missed things, there's a dozen secret interactions you will completely miss that don't effect either routes but are unique to those routes if you don't try to find everything you can

Also, take many, many screenshots, all the time.

Just dont.

What i was expecting: Furry Goonbait + half a game

What i got: A well made and enjoyable game that i had very few if any complaints about that will continue to get updates and clearly came from someone who enjoyed making it












also since no one will read this last part i want Sally to rail me because i KNOW she's packing under that dress

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I played this game very actively 3-4 years ago and i stopped because of a few reasons:
Extreme pay to win mechanics, Exceedingly low drop rates, and prioritizing profit over anything else
Yeah none of that has changed.

The game looks, plays, and operates the exact same as it did the last time i played, there isn't a single difference, no new systems, major changes to events, anything. Its genuinely surprising just how little effort has been put into updating this game. It's enjoyable for the beginner stages of the game, once you start grinding the same things for over a week with very little gain, drop it.

i love OVR but making this a paid product this late into it existing especially with how easy it is to get free is just stupid, its borderline a must have for many VR games (VRchat in particular) so it isnt terrible to support the creators as its a great product!, but they should've made it paid a lot sooner

Don't buy this game in it's current state.
Is it good?, yeah its pretty alright.
Does it RUN?, barely.