My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein
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If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
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Brian: And that's why I'm leaving.
Peter: Leaving? But you can't leave.
Brian: I have to Peter, for me. I love you all. [Everybody was sad]
Lois: Somebody, say something!
Stewie: [running] Brian wait! [He runs up to Brian]
Brian: Hold on a second. [Stewie spits on Brian's nose, leaves]
Brian: Airport please. [Car runs]
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YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
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DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system
crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by
UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
(from David Vicker's .plan)
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